Bonds Still Giving Away All His Scoops

To remind you: At the beginning of the season, San Francisco roid monster Barry Bonds said that his true fans would ignore what they read in the bastard media and trust only the updates he gave on BarryBonds.com.

Since that time, Bonds has updated his site eight times, usually once every couple of weeks, with his patented "shout-outs." This week, as more reports surface that he won't be back at all, he files another missive, this one pretty much admitting that he, well, probably won't be back at all. Which he says he told reporters. Which means he scooped himself. Again. We're starting to wonder whether Barry Bonds is afraid he's going to misquote himself. Which has been known to happen.

July 18 Entry [BarryBonds.com]