Jeez, Now They're Giving EVERYBODY Blogs
This image was lost some time after publication. So, longtime commenters, you've probably been wondering why our old friend Captain Caveman, the nom de plum of Matt Ufford, has been quieter than usual around these parts over the last few weeks.
Well, turns out, the guy has up and gotten himself a full-time sports blogging job — see? Another initiative to comment attentively and diligently — through the Gorilla Mask network, and we're liking the way she looks so far. It's called, in a name that makes us happy, WithLeather.com, which is undoubtedly a reference to famous Grease character Betty Rizzo.
Money quote so far: "The Cardinals? Pfft. Too many whiteys. Even the black guys have white prep school names (Preston Wilson). And don't try to tell me Pujols is Hispanic. He's a 26-year-old balding man named Albert. It doesn't get any whiter than that."
Welcome to the party, Ufford. Don't forget the little guys on your way up.
- MLB Predictions and Best Bets for Saturday's Biggest Games
- UFC Vegas 118 Betting Picks: Three Fights to Target on Saturday Night
- MLB Picks Today: Two Pitchers Set Up To Fall Short On Outs Props
- MLB Pitcher Props Today: Best Bets for June 3rd
- NBA Finals Game 1 Best Bets: Knicks vs. Spurs Predictions and Player Props
- Stanley Cup Final Game 1 Best Bets: Hurricanes vs. Golden Knights Picks
- Knicks vs. Spurs Game 1 Props: Three Best Bets for the NBA Finals
