The Rockies Misspelled Troy Tulowitzki's Name On Jersey Giveaway Night

It's Free Troy Tulowizki Shirt Day at Coors Field, guys! Somehow, some way, the Colorado Rockies had themselves a Troy Tulowitzki Jersey Day and misspelled the man's goddamned name. The only thing they had to do was slap his name on a shirt and they fucked it up. Come on, Rockies.

It doesn't even seem to be just a few of them, it looks like every single jersey is screwed up.

In fairness, the Rockies could be trying to trade Troy Tulowizki to the Mets and hang on to the real Tulo for themselves; you never know. Anyway, bonus: you now have a new euphemism for going to the bathroom.